The Republic of I Lost The Game is a massive, safe nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and compulsory military service. The quiet, industrious population of 2.63 billion I Lost The Gameans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The I Lost The Gamean economy, worth 133 trillion games a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,710 games, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool, minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, and state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. I Lost The Game's national animal is the game, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

I Lost The Game is ranked 107,876^th in the world and 4,515^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 79.09 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.